Daily reminder that Michael Cera really exists.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
A Rose of Jericho three hours after being watered having nearly returned to is previous alive state
The Rose of Jericho(Anastatica hierochuntica) is a species of resurrection plant. These plants are characterized by their ability to use Poikilohydric mechanisms which enable them to survive extreme dehydration for years at a time.
all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
- love yourself like Kanye loves himself
- believe in yourself like Kanye believes in himself
- know you’re the shit like Kanye knows he’s the shit
All these keyboards and ur still not my type
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people